Becak Dilarang Masuk

Ini merupakan sebuah cerita mengenai tukang becak. Si tukang becak ini baru memiliki becak dan tukang becak ini berasal dari sipiongot (dari pedalaman). Suatu hari, si tukang becak ini di pergoki oleh seorang polisi ketika melanggar rambu yang bertanda “ Becak dilarang masuk”.


Si Tukang becak itu masuk ke jalan yang ada

rambu gambar becak disilang dengan garis

hitam yang berarti jalan itu tidak boleh

dimasuki becak.



Polisi :

Apa kamu tidak melihat gambar itu? Itu kan

gambar becak tidak boleh masuk jalan ini.

(bentak sang polisi dengan suara yang keras)



Tukang Beca:

Oh saya melihat pak, tapi itu kan

gambarnya becak kosong. Becak saya kan berisi, nih

saya yang mengemudi. ( Jawab si tukang

becak dengan suara datar)



Polisi:

Bodoh!!!! apa kamu tidak bisa baca? Di bawah

gambar itu kan ada tulisan bahwa becak

dilarang masuk. (Bentak pak polisi lagi dengan suara keras)



Tukang Becak:

Iya pak, saya tidak bisa baca, kalau saya

bisa membaca maka saya jadi polisi seperti

bapak, bukan jadi tukang becak seperti

ini. (Jawab si tukang becak sambil

cengengesan)



Pak polisi terdiam (“ _“) ,,,,,

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Foto Hot Artis Tyas Mirasih di Majalah Popular "Full of Grace"

"Full of Grace" Tyas Mirasih

"This past year, gorgeous face often appeared in soap operas, video clips, to the gossip news. Now, tyas mirasih show the other side just for you.

tyas mirasih or popular with Tyas Mirasih, is a model, presenter and star sinetron. Her career skyrocketed when a Cover Girl finalist 2002, and several times appeared as a model a number of video clips like This Time and Like It used to belong to the band Ungu. Followed then property song Baim, Like That I Want, and others.

Tyas Mirasih also known as soap opera star. Soap opera titled Teman Tapi Mesra, Sepatu Kaca dan Cinta Itu Ngga Buta, among the titles that have starred.

Tyas Mirasih is full of charm. Behind the age is still very young, her talents like a magma that Indonesia is ready to blow up the world of entertainment. But there are many things that still become an obsession for Tyas Mirasih, besides wanting to be a singer and DJ, also looking for a faithful man ...

Hmm ... Dare to try?

• Can tell us about new projects?
Still filming soap operas stripping "Flakes" for Astro TV, but is almost complete. Furthermore, the existing plan and preparation FTV movie. But not much can be told with these last two projects, which obviously just started shooting in July.

So the preferred activities in which real? Model or actress?
I'm not trying to vote. Over the past can still enjoy doing several things at once, so live it. If given the choice, I am so confused. Being a model is very fun and I was like acting.

• Which is more enjoy done?
Perhaps acting, because of more intense activities, yes. If my modeling so far only distraction.

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Foto Hot Artis Tyas Mirasih di Majalah Popular "Full of Grace" Part 2

"Full of Grace" Tyas Mirasih

In the age of 23 years, you're so busy and still in college, what does not feel stripped of her youth working world.
Stripping coincidence that I chose this instead of pursuing running, so we stock dozens of new first episode aired, so fairly flexible production. Sure, time-consuming enough. But I happened to have plunged in the entertainment world since elementary school, so it was quite accustomed to adjust my playing schedule for the job. So now whatever the consequences, usually ready at hand. In fact, sometimes when I'm empty I like forcing my manager asked for a job.

• But it seems you have never been caught in a catch running soap opera like crazy huh?
Not yet. Offer quite a lot, but usually I take the job always measure the capacity. Left yesterday offered, I have started with soap operas this series, so I do not dare take. Actually if there is a catch-impression bid, I'm ready just take it but only one limited production at a time, so not crazy. But after this, because it would prepare the movie, my first leave of absence from the soap opera.

• special obsession in acting?
I want to be playing the movie. Finally just a cameo in "Tarix Jabrix". It was also thrilled. Well, now so hopefully the opportunity to pass in its production.

• If busy like this, how do you having fun?
My life is actually pretty fun, I never take it bete, though busy. I never lacked time "playing games", because it was fun while working too. If you can finish quickly, then hanging out with friends. Sometimes, my friends also like to stop by the site to accompany me.

• Usually what is done for killing time, when she was for hours on location shooting?
Sleep. I always bring a complete sleeping equipment to the location shooting. I am not very gadget-freak, and even telephone and SMS are also rare. So if there is a slight pause, I usually go to sleep.

• Many men admitted obsessed with tyas mirasih, what it's like a man so obsessed?
Glad to hear that, if possible I want to know because of what? I person happy to receive input from other people and I am happy to see myself from the eyes of others.

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Foto Profile Artis Indonesia Febriyanie Ferdzilla ( Feya )

Febriyanie Ferdzilla Profile :

Full Name: Febriyanie Ferdzilla Hendrik
Nick Name: Feya
Activities: Actress, Student
Place of birth: Jakarta, February 25, 1992
Film: Jenglot Pantai Selatan, 13 cara memanggil setan
Favorite music: Akon, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion and Akon


Febriyanie Ferdzilla 18-year-old girl, is a new artist who played in the film claim Rizal Mantovani, 'Jenglot Pantai Selatan'. Febriyanie Ferdzilla already a star in some commercials and two wide-screen movie titles, 13 cara memanggil setan and Jenglot Pantai Selatan.




Febriyanie Ferdzilla Pictures Collections:

Febriyanie Ferdzilla, the Mysterious Beauty

Role in movies is a pride for every artist. So also is experienced by pretty newcomer artist Febriyanie Ferdzilla. But unfortunately, the beauty who played in the film 'South Coast Jenglot' it must play a mysterious figure.

In the film, Febriyanie Ferdzilla, greeting familiar, which is acting as Nining Sawarna residents around the beach, Banten. The beach has a strange creature called the watchman Jenglot. Nining apparently still has a relationship with a local family who is a caretaker, Mas Yono.

"I often vacation to the beach, met the same guys genk Wichita and Debby, but not created equal Jenglot dead. Anyway it all a mystery, "she said

Role in a horror film as a mysterious figure who is recognized to provide many new experiences. Febriyanie Ferdzilla reveals, for the first time that she shot and stay in the reputedly very haunted place. During filming, she says, many crew and cast maid possessed.

"Maybe because there is a pee careless or slovenly way, they become distracted, finally (watchman) angry," said 18-year virgin innocent.

In the film claim that Rizal Mantovani, virgin 18-year look pretty sexy with bikini in one scene. 'Jenglot Pantai Selatan' was scheduled for release in theaters on February 17.

Foto Artis Febriyanie Ferdzilla "Sexy Orange Photo shoot"

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Foto Artis Febriyanie Ferdzilla "Sexy Orange Photo shoot"

Febriyanie Ferdzilla, Starting from the fad

Another young newcomer artist coloring the world of Indonesian cinema, Febriyanie Ferdzilla . The girl was born in Jakarta, 1992 was admitted to not think that she will actually jump in the entertainment world. It all started from a mere fad.

Around mid-2008, Febriyanie Ferdzilla follow a casting in one of the production house for television film project (FTV). Casting is she doing solely to fill vacation time. Who would have thought, since then she had become increasingly interested and fell in love with acting.

After FTV project was finished, she again invited her friend to follow the casting of an ad. Although initially had no confidence with the beauty and shape of her body, she finally tried it. This time, the goddess Fortuna has not sided with girl.

"I still tried fad participate casting again, time can be. Not girl, I've followed the casting 20 times, can not, "she said with a tone spoiled.

Do not be easily discouraged, that's the motto of the implanted Febriyanie Ferdzilla to girl at that time. And, patience is a sweet fruit. In her third month following the casting, call to become a star was coming to her ad. She became excited again to pursue the role of the world, both for film and advertising.

Various types of bids that came to girl after that he never wasted. Including, for the debut appearance on the big screen movie, titled '13 How Calling Satan 'and' Jenglot South Beach 'which releases on February 17. In the film claim that Rizal Mantovani, Febriyanie Ferdzilla appear together Debby Ayu and Wichita Satari.

Aceh's bloody girls also share a funny story about her struggle when casting. Once, she had the wrong house production which is being held casting FTV. In fact, she was called for casting a soap opera.

"I'm the wrong PH. Fortunately, another PH was also longer casting for television movie project, so instead I finally get both, soap operas and TV dramas that, "she explained as she giggled.

Previously, fans had already been diving was also played on the big screen movie entitled 'Scandal'. In the film she played with Uli Auliani and Mike Lewis. But unfortunately, until now the film has not been well aired.

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Lebah dan Madu

Zul ialah seorang kanak2 yang agak nakal dan tak mahu mendengar cakap ibunya. Dia gemar membuang air kecil didalam mana2 lubang yang ditemuinya.

Ibunya seringkali berkata kepada Zul, "Jangan buang air kecil sesuka hati dalam mana2 lubang nanti kena sengat lebah!"


Itulah nasihat yang selalu di berikan oleh ibu Zul kepadanya.. namun dia tidak menghiraukanya.
Pada satu hari dia seperti biasa membuang air kecil di dalam sebuah lubang berhampiran dengan rumahnya... tiba2 keluar lebah dan terus menyengat "anunya" Zul. Zul terperanjat dan terus lari kepada ibunya.
Sejak dari hari tu dia tidak berani lagi buang air kedalam lubang kerana takutkan gigitan lebah.

Setelah dewasa zul pun bertemu dengan seorang gadis dan berhasrat untuk mengahwininya. Maka hari yang dinantikan pun tiba.
Setelah selesai Zul dan isterinya masuk kedalam bilik. Tetapi Zul tak berani hendak menyentuh isterinya itu.

Lalu isterinya bertanyakan, "Kenapa you takut nie?"
Zul pun berkata "Abang takut dalam tu ada lebah "!!
"Tak ada la!"jawab isterinya.
Zul masih tak berpuashati.. maka isterinya berkata, "baiklah abang masukkan jari abang dulu dan tengok ada lebah ke tak?"

Zul pun bersetuju dan memasukkan jarinya ke dalam "anu" isterinya.

Dengan perasaan marah dia mengeluarkan jarinya dan berkata kepada isterinya, "Awak kata tak ada lebah? Ni madunya ada!!!"

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Menahan Nafsu Supaya Cepat Kaya

Pada suau saat ada sepasan suami istri datang kerumah dukun untuk meminta kekayaan. Persyaratan dari mbah dukun ternyata sangat mudah mbah dukun berkata :
Dukun : "Kalau kalian ingin cepat kaya kalian dalam melakukan hubungan intim yang masuk kedalam lubang istrimu hanya kepalanya saja."


Suami : "Ngaak ada syarat yang lain?"
dukun : "Tidak"

Lalu mereka pulang kerumah lalu mempraktekan apa yang disyaratkan.
Karena kepalanya aja yang masuk kedalam lubang istrinya maka suaminya berkata :
Suami : "Mah kayanya sedang-sedang aja yah jadi aku masukinnya setengah batang..."
Istri : "Iya deh mas"
Karena sang suami sepertinya tidak tahan akan apa yang dilakukan berdua maka pada waktu akan datang semprotan dasyat suaminya berkata :
Suami : "Miskin-miskin dah..."

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